As if we need this.
One of my favorite web comics recently posted this cartoon:

Check the mouseover text.
While I wasn’t paying attention, the Simple English Wikipedia has actually come into existence. I look at the normal one like most internet users: for most subjects, it’s usually on the first page of a google search. But I find it annoyingly simple as it is.
From its front page, it presents the following manifesto:
We only use simple English words and grammar here. The Simple English Wikipedia is for everyone! That includes children and adults who are learning English.
. . .When writing articles here:
- Use easy words and shorter sentences. This lets people who know little English read them.
- Write good pages. The best encyclopedia pages have useful, well written information.
- Use the pages to learn and teach. These pages can help people learn English. You can also use them to make a new Wikipedia to help other people.
- Simple doesn’t mean little. Writing in Simple English means that simple words are used. It does not mean readers want simple information. Articles don’t have to be short to be simple; expand articles, include a lot of information, but use basic vocabulary.
- Be bold! Your article does not have to be perfect, because other editors will fix it and make it better. And most importantly, don’t be afraid to start and make articles better yourself.
Simple English. Simple words. Basic vocabulary.
I am comfortable with the idea that people for whom English is not a native language, or for whom it’s a challenge, should not be overwhelmed. I speak at schools, at grade levels from kindergarten through high school, and they get various levels of presentation. But I don’t dumb down; I don’t talk down; and I respect and appreciate the beauty of my own language.
But, seriously, I am that grammarian. (And may have to buy that t-shirt. People who don’t know the difference between “fewer” and “less” (i.e., “12 items or less”) and who should know better really annoy me. English is a wonderful language. Why do we have to engage in class warfare just because it’s a challenge to use it correctly?



Everything Vibrates, Apparently
But in Utah, a city can’t be compelled to tell you so.
A small religious group called Summum wanted to force Pleasant Grove City, Utah to place a marker containing its seven principles. The Supreme Court today rejected its claim that the city could not pick and choose which religious or philosophical statements could be displayed as public speech in a public setting. A Summum victory in this case would have forced governments and communities to permit any group to place any statement if any others were already in place.
I think it’s the right decision. Governments should be able to permit what they like in public places, without violating the Establishment Clause.
On the other hand, it wouldn’t surprise me if Summum’s web site will need some more horsepower – they’re probably going to get lots of hits. So everybody wins.
What do these guys believe? Well, their web site says:
Yeah. They claim that early Christian philosophers, particularly Gnostics, believed what they believe. I have to read a bunch to talk intelligently about this, so I’ll just list the seven main “principles of creation”:
They also believe in mummification and the divine proportion.
A perusal of the web site makes me think that it’s two armfuls of books from the New Age section of a discount bookstore thrown in a Cuisinart® and poured into nice frosty glasses. Well, whatever works. (But not in Pleasant Grove City.)
Cool! Jesus brought some donut holes. (from the Summum web site.)