Welcome to the new week with a passel o’ stuff passed on to me by my friend Slet. I don’t know if he qualifies as a minion, exactly, but he does find some interesting things. To wit:
Post-Rapture Postal Service
“Do you know someone who is in danger of being “left behind” because of a sinful life? Imagine if you could write a letter to a friend or loved one after the Great Day of Reckoning . . . It could be that your message is the light that opens a sinner’s eyes to the Glory of God and allows them entrance to Heaven during the trials before the Second Coming. This is where the Post-Rapture Post comes in.”
The best part about this is that they actually offer a service you can order, with the letter to be in your handwriting, printed on resume-quality paper, or (best of all, for $799)
hand-scribed on medieval style parchment sheets, and then rolled and wrapped with a fine Italian ribbon. The Class III message is delivered immediately after the Rapture, so expect delivery in as little as one day, depending on the transportation options available to those rejected from the Kingdom of God.
Headgear For Paranoids
An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. . . . This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you’re good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.
This one pretty much speaks for itself, but I commend the history page to your attention, particularly the sidebar pictures and captions. I think Lyle Zapato is joking. I think so. I’m not sure, but I . . . think . . . so . . .
Sounds of Star Trek
Should anyone need them. Now I know how to spell Qapla’. It is a Good Day For Sound Effects.
What’s Special About This Number?
This page is a compendium of numbers from 0 to 10,000 and what makes them “special”. For example, 151 is a palindromic prime number; 40 is the only number whose letters are in alphabetical order; 192 is the smallest number with 14 divisors.
I love stuff like that.